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[themidnightgirl]

I wrote a letter of complaint against Robert Baker-Self online! You can too! Go write a Letter of Complaint today!

Official White Wolf Fan Club
1554 Litton Drive
Stone Mountain, GA 30083

Robert Baker-Self
21 Sherwood Street
Reading, RG30 1LJ

Re: Letter of Complaint vs. the National Storyteller of United Kingdom

Dear Mr. Robert Baker-Self,

I find your ethics to be Selfish as you recently did:

decide that you should have a toasted cheese sandwich for lunch...

This is uncalled for. You are obviously not acting of the best interests of the members within United Kingdom

For example:

1. This was the first thing that pissed me off

He should have gone to the sandwich shop and got a salad

2. He left eating so late that he didn't get a chance to go out AFTER lunch

If he'd had a proper lunch, or heaven forfend a proper breakfast he WOULDN'T NOW BE HUNGRY!!!

3. Thought those were bad? You haven't read this!

HE SHOULD HAVE HAD FOOD!!! IT IS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT THAT YOU HAVE FACIST TENDANCIES.

In conclusion, as a concerned member of United Kingdom, I feel like I am doing the best thing for all in reporting this and that you deserve far worse than you're going to get for this.

I know that you are doing what you think is right and I appreciate your efforts, but He didn't have very much to eat yesterday either and was left frying bacon at 11:30.... If this issue is not handled quickly, everyone is going to know what a liar you are.

Signed,

Robert Baker-Self
UK9801-421
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.