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Feb. 1st, 2006 10:39 am

Possibly the worst joke in the world...

themidnightgirl: (Default)
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What's a duck's favourite volcano?

[You shouldn't need me to give you the answer]
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Date: 2006-02-01 10:41 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] phlebas.livejournal.com
*wince*
Date: 2006-02-01 10:46 am (UTC)

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From: [personal profile] emperor
[without reading other comments]

Quackatoa?

*groan*

Besides, it's their least favourite volcano, as it damages their feet :p
Date: 2006-02-01 10:49 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jonnyargles.livejournal.com
I disagree.

Why does Martin Luther's toilet smell?

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Because he hates popery (pot pourri)
Date: 2006-02-01 10:52 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] borusa.livejournal.com
*a howling wind rolls tumbleweed across the plain*
Date: 2006-02-01 11:00 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] sea-cucumber.livejournal.com
actually, I thought that was really funny...
*goes to hide shamefully in the corner of disgrace*
Date: 2006-02-01 11:29 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] crocodilewings.livejournal.com
How does a welshman cross the road?
Date: 2006-02-01 12:20 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] nemy.livejournal.com
*Howls in pain*

did like the duck joke tho.
Date: 2006-02-01 12:34 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] the-maenad.livejournal.com
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?
Date: 2006-02-01 12:56 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] castorlion.livejournal.com
Dug!

Douglas!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

What do you call a man with a fish on his head?
Date: 2006-02-01 01:42 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] jonnyargles.livejournal.com
1. Cliff!

2. Rod?

What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head?

Date: 2006-02-01 07:05 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] the-maenad.livejournal.com
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Date: 2006-02-01 07:37 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] weaselspoon.livejournal.com
Warren!
Date: 2006-02-01 11:46 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Warren?
Date: 2006-02-01 07:37 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] weaselspoon.livejournal.com
Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?
Date: 2006-02-01 09:50 pm (UTC)

From: (Anonymous)
Because "Ewar Woowar" sounds STUPID!!
Date: 2006-02-01 02:24 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] purpleheather.livejournal.com
My favourite cracker joke this year - What did the baby light bulb say to the mummy light bulb?














I wuv you watts and watts :D
Date: 2006-02-01 08:40 pm (UTC)

taimatsu: (Default)
From: [personal profile] taimatsu
Aaaaaaaaa! Loveit!
Date: 2006-02-01 03:07 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] riksowden.livejournal.com
Robert, sometimes you drive me quackers
Date: 2006-02-01 06:59 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] ua-meruti.livejournal.com
What's brown and sticky?

(Now that really shouldn't need an answer)
Date: 2006-02-01 09:51 pm (UTC)

From: (Anonymous)
What's brown and sounds like a bell?






Dung!
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