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[themidnightgirl]

I turn around. What has the cat got in its mouth?

A bird. That's definitely a bird. I can tell by the flapping. OK, bird rescue mission is go.

Implement! I need an implement! Dustpan. That's useful. I can use it to carry the bird outside, and I can use it to seperate the cat from the bird. Oh! She's let it go. Quick...I have to grab her...

[There follows a long chase scene consisting of bird, pursued by cat, pursued by dustpan-waving man, around house]

I know...open the windows and the back door. Then when the bird tries to fly out, it'll escape, and I can grab the cat.

[Bird flies towards open window]

Oh yes! Oh yes! Plan is working.

[Bird hits open window and falls back into house, to be grabbed by cat]

Maybe this bird is too stupid to live? No! Must save bird.

[There follows a reprise of the long chase scene consisting of bird, pursued by cat, pursued by dustpan-waving man]

[Bird flies towards open window]

Here we go again.

[Bird hits window and falls _outside_ of house]

Whew. Close all the windows and doors.

[Cat spends next hour hunting for where bird has gone]
[Man collapses]

Comments

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Bird hits open window

Er, how?

[borusa.livejournal.com]

Because of the way windows work, when open, there is glass at an angle to the closed...

Outside

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Inside

The bird hit the open pane of glass and managed to bounce back inside the house (it was less far open than diagram indicates).

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

*slaps forehead*
Of course, you live in an English house with stupid windows...

[winterthing.livejournal.com]

Wow. You're living in a Looney Tunes adventure! :p

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

With the Benny Hill theme music as soundtrack.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That's my life!

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

More like the world of Frank Spencer, surely...