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[themidnightgirl]

Enthralled by This, I wrote a mini-MST3K around it.

The Satellite of Love...

The Changeing of life



Listen to my story; listen to what I have to say.

Mike : Ominous start. .

My name is Kikio;

Tom : Kikio?

Mike : Kikio?

All (sing) : Daylight come and we wanna go home! 

the story begins when I was 17. Somehow I was an orphan;

Crow : 17 years old and you don't know? Here's a hint - your parents died.

I went to the orphanage school where I was treated like a slave and I had
no one in my life at that time the first day of my story started out like any
other, stupid, and I thought everything was all right until I was called up to
the princpal's office. 

Mike : Try punctuation, stupid.

Crow : Do orphanage schools have principals?

Tom : Sure, "Teach Orphan Kids stuff."

That wasn't a shock to me because I got into so much trouble I practically
lived there.

Crow : And the orphanage was full and Mr. Principal said I'd be so much more
comfortable staying with him.

Mike : Crow!

 I got out of my seat and went towards the princpals office;

Mike : Where they keep many principals to rent or buy.

 I went in and saw something very strange.

Crow :  Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul kissing?

Tom : Eww!

Crow : No! It happened last night!

 It was a little boy no older then I was;

Tom : Aren't most 17 year-old boys tall and slouchy, with a tendency to
mutter and not little? 



 he was sitting in the principal's chair.

Mike : What's a perfectly correct apostrophe doing in a story like this?

 I really couldn't see his face because it covered up.

Mike : No, too easy.

 Actually the only body parts I could see were his hands and his
flaming red eyes.

Crow : If all she could see was his hands and his flaming red eyes, how did
she know how old he was?

Mike : Palmistry?



"Who are you?" I asked uncontrollably.

Tom : And today's lucky dip adverb is...

 "Oh how silly of me I am your brother and the one and only
sorcerer of the planet Maran, 

Tom : Plot dump warning!

I could have been the rule

Mike : Unfortunately, he just didn't measure up.

 but I am a boy and can not rule, but you my princess will be the one
greatest ruler in history if, of course, you chose to except it."

Tom : With an invalid instruction at 0x0003452A, she excepts instantly.



 He answered with a twitch in his right eyes.

Crow : His right eyes? How many does he have?

 I thought he hated me becsause of the way he kept looking at me, but
if he hated me so much then why did he come all this way to find me.

Tom : Well, being your brother and all, he thought he'd come and find you to
have an argument.

Why did he except it? 

Mike : Too many syntax errors.

Why can't a boy rule this plant called Miran?

Crow : God of trees! God of trees!

As I looked into his eyes I thought about many different things that he
never told me. 

Tom : Like _anything at all_.

Like why is he always so sad?

Crow : There's a tear in those multiple fiery red eyes, which are the only
part you can see?

 Why won't he trust me as much as I trust him? 

Mike : Because you've just met, and he isn't as stupidly gullible as you?
How can you trust him, given that all you've seen of him is his hands, however
many he has of them, and his eyes?

What happened to him when he was young?

Tom : His life was an open book.

 But my thoughts didn't last long.

Mike : First evidence of thinking in story.

 Before I knew what had happened, Inu-Yasha and I were kissing so
passionately that I fell in love with him all over again.

Tom : He's her brother!

Crow : The incest rate is rising.

Mike : CROW!

Tom :  And what does she mean, again? And how did she know his name?  

After a few minutes we pulled away from each other and hugged
instead. 

Tom : And how did she kiss him, with his mouth covered? And didn't the
multiple eyes put her off?

I was too weak.

Mike : Like this story.

 I fell asleep on his shoulder. He didn't seem to mind the fact that
I was on his shoulder he actually liked it. 

Tom : Does she literally mean "on his shoulder"? His anatomy is
getting more bizarre by the second. And how did she know that he liked it, given
she was asleep?

He left me in that position for about three minuets

Mike : In E minor, A minor and C

before he was called up into my mother's room.

Tom : This would be her  mother's room... in the Orphanage?

 He seemed glad to see me and he looked at me and he asked: "You
might think this is very sudden for a person like you but I have to ask anyhow,
will you be my mate?"

Mike : We have now achieved total logical disconnect. 

"I thought I already was?" I said sounding very foolish.

Tom  : We thought you were his sister.

Crow : I didn't realize this was set in the Deep South.



"You are my match, not my mate. So will you?"

Mike : Next week on the Dating Game, Lesbian Sisters!



I looked at him and smiled and jumped in his lap and then nodded at the same
time.

Crow : High Tariff Maneuver.

I thought that was cool and agreed.



***

Mike : That's it? It just ends with them shagging?
Crow : In with a whimper, out with a whimper.
Tom : Crow...is that the story or...

Comments

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Bad man, making me giggle at work.
Well done.

[kizzie.livejournal.com]

heh
i wrote something in this style once before... it was a fairy tale where someone was correcting _everything_ in it..